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Straight Demotivational Poster


ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES -




POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.




STRAIGHT JACKETS - Because nothing is better for an insane person then being forced give yourself a nice big hug!




CAN YOU SPARE $2 -


TAGS: straight to hell for this
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't expect that. I laughed so hard. I'm going tom hell, I just know it.
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
holy moly - it's holymoly!
GaryO - February 26, 2013, 1:03 pm
5, fave, share..all that…the lowered rooleth
holymoly - February 26, 2013, 11:55 am
cant.... stop... laughing....God I miss you guys
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 11:36 am
Older Save the Children ads used to beg for "the price of a cup of coffee - $.38 a day). Inflation hits the developing nations now as well as poverty, illiteracy and corruption. OMG!


WHAT DO YOU THINK - I don't know, but you can quit looking at your fingers now ...


TAGS: fingers gay straight hands look
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:42 pm
Shweeeet!!
Budog - October 13, 2011, 5:10 pm
Bahhhhhhhh
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:57 pm
I think we both know I had to exert a great deal of restraint in foregoing a bestiality reference.
Budog - October 13, 2011, 4:51 pm
Ooooouchhhh...
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:49 pm
You're E.T.
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 2:09 pm
So what's it mean if my index finger is longer than my ring finger?
falloutghoul - September 6, 2011, 8:38 am
Trust me, I did too; Macho-Man.
nicolbolas09 - September 5, 2011, 6:13 pm
Is it bad that I looked?
Budog - September 4, 2011, 7:59 am
Like the Village People song?
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:27 am
lol...dude, now I feel more like a macho man... 5L
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:45 am
And yet you type with a lisp. :/
Budog - September 4, 2011, 1:44 am
Hey, we don't judge here... It's okay. j/k
CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:53 am
My ring and index fingers are the same length on both hands. I've never felt any physical desire for other males.


THIS IS WHAT I AM - why arent you


TAGS: straight gay rainbow
Rating: 1.18/5
crankyhead - July 13, 2011, 6:15 pm
I'm also straight, I'm just not narrow.
LikeNoneOther - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Tolerant-why aren't you?!...
Brittany - November 2, 2008, 10:52 pm
Because we can use punctuation.


THE JAPANESE - PART 2 -




YOU'RE THE MILKMAN -


TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!


GAY TEST - If the lines aren't straight to you, I have some bad news...


TAGS: gay test straight line optical illusion
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by poppin

faewillow - March 13, 2011, 12:18 pm
Colorblindness test: What lines?
Sean - April 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
Dr. Freud would ask: "Are the balls touching?"
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 5:40 pm
The lines are straight but the balls are mooving... what would Freud say?
Purity - April 8, 2009, 4:02 pm
I don't get it? >_> Of course the lines are straight? This is the worst motifake ever. :


A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


I'D POKE'R - And 'er friend! My nut straight dominates a small two pair.


TAGS: card clothes cards poker nut straight poke r girls
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by aPauling

agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 12:40 pm
Two pair of A's, maybe.
Poke' Bawls - March 22, 2009, 9:35 am
Oh look! two Pair
steve - November 14, 2008, 7:24 am
the only you dominate is your boy friends ass
Popi - August 8, 2008, 7:03 pm
C'mon lassie, I'll see ya, put those cards on tha table
I'll take the one on the left. - July 16, 2008, 6:33 pm
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
jimfromtx - July 16, 2008, 2:51 am
I wouldn't mind having a full house of them :D


TUNE IN. TURN ON. -


TAGS: so if i understand the text correctly sadness is crying out for a humane ending have i got that straight
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:09 am
Cold, warm and well, a message. 5L


VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIALS -


TAGS: straight rip off from the onion but i thought it was cute
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:37 pm
free margarita with a little GHB
CANADA - February 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
LOL @ the free margarita


EARTH - It's as straight as a circle


TAGS: straight as a circle motifake
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by crackers411

crackers411 - June 24, 2011, 10:53 pm
Well, I've always thought of Florida as America's... well.... yahhhhh... Any way, I got the idea from a show called Hetalia. Watch it, its the best thing EVA.
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 10:25 pm
I dunno, what's hanging from that continent? Looks a little ghey...


YEAH...RIGHT - If you really were, you wouldn't have to advertise.




HEAVEN - Don't worry Mom, there aren't any Timmys in Heaven. Even God has standards!


TAGS: every timmy goes straight to hell
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:23 pm
If you die by getting hit by a bus, you're probably not going to die with clean underwear even if you just changed them. It'll probably be soaked in blood and crap.


HIV TEST - The longest two weeks of your life...


TAGS: hiv aids test gay homo straight
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

rerun - October 23, 2009, 2:39 pm

Hey - you gotta admit now that the test came back negative....you did have a good time at that party. Don't make me post those pictures.
Sean - July 14, 2009, 3:14 pm
Actually, the longest two weeks would be doing the kinda things that would then prompt me to wanna take one of those tests.


MADDNESS - It comes with time.




FRANK -




LYMPH -




PATH - Most of the time, the shortest path between two points isn´t a straight line




WAIT A MINUTE - Is OD working for the government now?


TAGS: straight answers from the overlord
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:41 pm
Brilliant!


THE WAIT IS OVER - Available in stores Tuesday, June 22


TAGS: straight to dvd
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - June 18, 2010, 6:20 am
I comes with a free copy of the Bone-A-Sutra


JUSTICE -


TAGS: straight to the basement
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

steve1961 - August 10, 2012, 12:01 pm
Obviously a great injustice has been done...I just hope that fence has been electrified to keep her away from me...kids...ewwwww...
forseti - August 10, 2012, 5:22 am
I guess she's just the guard and the prisoners are on the other side of the fence!
Sean - October 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
She knows what she's done.
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 10:05 pm
Oh...sorry. My bad.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 10:04 pm
The tags will prove prophetic.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 10:03 pm
Logic, not you Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 10:02 pm
Crap...I didn't mean to be impolite.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 9:58 pm
LOL! Evil! Impolite and evil!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 9:58 pm
O, THAT'S what she did. I thought she was just caught on your lawn.
LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Bet she finishes all of her vegetables at supper tomorrow night!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 9:56 pm
lol, good observation random. I just read the tags.
MrRandom - October 29, 2009, 9:52 pm
Depressing, great poster, with hilarious tags.
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 9:51 pm
5 out of 5, dude.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 9:47 pm
Thx. Very kind.
spacedog - October 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
"Ugh...Max help me...I'm...FEELING!" ~The Grinch. Nice work agdaniele. 5
Haarakkon - October 29, 2009, 9:10 pm
Nicely phrased, as well.
rerun - October 29, 2009, 9:07 pm

this is a haunting image. 5L


T.M.I. -


TAGS: september challenge milk straight from the tap
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:41 am
It's made for drinking... don't you swallow?


STRAIGHT - 8 - Raw computing power since 1965


TAGS: straight 8 dec pdp computing power rnr
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by RnR

djl - March 15, 2009, 7:31 am
Wrote my first program on a PDP8/L in 1973. Teletype input, paper tape. You bootstraped the system with a program keyed in through the switches on the front panel.
Doc - March 7, 2009, 7:55 am
Yeah, and submitting batches of punch-cards to be run on the DEC-10.
pro - August 28, 2008, 8:35 am
I'm of a much younger generation. I started with a PDP-11. Ah, the days of paper tape, when you could append one file to another with just some glue!
RnR - August 28, 2008, 7:29 am
nobody old enough to remember these?


crusing down the street in my '64 -


TAGS: pope straight outta rome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:37 am
Luuuv this, TJ! 5 L!
GaryO - September 30, 2015, 8:38 am
‘Crusing’, That’d be cruising while cussing...I like it. 5L
Reality Lord - September 29, 2015, 11:07 am

and the spelling nazis say wut?


crusing down the road in my 6.0 -


TAGS: ford straight outta ford
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:01 pm
T.J., you silly! Don't over-rev the engine for more than a second or two! That's what the tranny's for! LOL!


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